67104
25 Sep 14 at 1 pm
tags: true 

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via precumming)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via lordofthejohnlock)

 1826
25 Sep 14 at 1 pm

GQ interview with Tom Hiddleston

Bonus: "Testament to his good manners, Hiddleston later emails me to clarify a quote he couldn’t remember and thank me for dinner."

(via the-science-of-destruction)

(Source: allegoricalrose, via tomhiddlescum)

tags: lmao  love u 

"He seems considerate, too. Certainly, he’s the only person I’ve ever interviewed who’s worried that the rustling noise inherent in the transporting of crisps from packet to mouth might affect the quality of my recording."

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

(Source: costconiall, via whatsacanada)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse, via covocal)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via moriarty)

 37971
16 Sep 14 at 7 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

(via groovybooty)

 154612
16 Sep 14 at 6 pm

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

(via asian)

tags: animals 
awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

image

(via asian)

 142349
16 Sep 14 at 6 pm

lanactrlaltdelrey:

"no homo"

(Source: wrestlingisbest, via groovybooty)

tags: cute 
lanactrlaltdelrey:

"no homo"